Guys aren’t always much for words. You kind of have to gauge their enjoyment based on their “oh face.” Well, we’ve got the inside 411 from guys, and as it turns out you can’t always rely on their oh face, because it is universally used whether the sex is good or not.
So to end any further confusion, here are a few tips you can rely on:
1. Men Don’t Want Sex, They Want A Woman Who Wants Sex
Men can have all the sex they want by themselves. It is with another human being that makes it particularly enjoyable. In other words, all those tricks you’ve been learning in Cosmo are only good if you include them with an genuine interest in getting it on.
2. Men Want to Hear You
Researchers have studied the effects of a woman’s voice during sex, and guess what? Most Mikey’s actually like it. In fact, a good portion of guys had better and more frequent orgasms simply by the added sound of their partner’s voice. Tip: Most men prefer the cooing of pleasure, rather than complaining, instructing, snoring, or counting ceiling sprinkles.
3. Men Want it to Hurt So Good
Men handle women gently because that is what they’ve learned from watching all those old Hugh Grant movies. Women pay attention to his tender touch, and think this is what he wants in return. This couldn’t be farther from the truth. The majority of guys like to be scratched, bitten, and well… the only exception would be to take it easy on his sensitive man parts.
4. The Question of Love Versus Sex
The research on love and sex is an ongoing thing, and what we know so far is that the brain can tell the difference between them. They also know that “love” can influence a man in many ways, including him wanting to please his partner so much, he may let that get in the way of the workings of his ‘little man’. This is why it is important for you never to assume your man’s ability to perform is connected with how much he loves (or is attracted to) you.
Having sex with a guy is really not all that complex, so don’t make such a big deal out of it.
Tab A goes into Slot B—
Slot B screams a little,
Bites the corner of Tab A—
Tab A makes the Oh face,
And you break out the munchies.